Tuesday, September 06, 2005

"Jess"

Although the name Jess causes an active mind and a restless urge to explore new ideas, we emphasize that it causes a materialistic approach that frustrates higher humanitarian qualities. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus and reproductive organs.

The name of Jess brings opportunities for success in business and financial accumulation. It fires you with ambition and promotional ideas, ideas that are original, progressive, and large-scale. With this name, success to you is a foregone conclusion, for you cannot conceive any reason for not reaching all your goals, as you have self-sufficiency, supreme confidence, boundless energy, and enthusiasm. As long as you have a sense of freedom from monotony and drudgery, and can see progress being made, you feel buoyant and optimistic.

2 Comments:

Blogger Life in Progress said...

Is this from one of those adlib things?

1:07 PM  
Blogger Jess said...

Idunno Aashish sent it to me. I think it's from some website that philosophizes on your name... like everyone names "jessica" will act exactly like me...

2:32 AM  

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